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 Transcript of episode: The FishTank

 

 

Act I

Dr. N!Godatu:  Hello, as you know, I'm Dr. Janice N!Godatu. (coughs). Ah, I seem to have caught a cold.  (Hitting the intercom) Elaine, call the Carlisles. There's something wrong with the Fish Tank.  Tell them it's an emer(cough)gency.  (looking at the fish bobbing vertically up and down) I don't think fish are supposed to do that! 

Act II

Dr. N!Godatu: Oh, dear... 

Elaine on intercom:  Dr. N!Godatu, the Carlisles are here. 

Dr. N!Godatu:  Send them in Elaine. 

Carlisle Bro: (coming through the door, speaking in unison) What seems to be the trouble? 

Dr. N!Godatu:  I'm glad you're here!  Look, the fish are... 

Carlisle Bro:  Something is wrong with you're fish tank!  That'll be $67.50!  Ho, Ho, Ha, Ha, Ha! 

Act III

Dr. N!Godatu:  Look!  Now they're upside down! (taps on fishtank) Oh, what's going on? 

Carlisles Bro:  You should NEVER tap on an aquarium!  Fish hate that! 

Dr. N!Godatu:  Thanks for the advice... 

Carlisle Bro:  That'll be $22.12 extra! 

Dr. N!Godatu: (sneezing) I should have stayed home today... 
 

Act IV

Carlisle Bro:  OK, Let's see what the trouble is. (Bob puts his arm in the fish tank) 

Dr. N!Godatu:  Yes, please.  I wish you would. 

Bob Carlisle:  (gets shocked) Whoops!  OUCH!  ...All fixed! 

Carlisle #2:  Bob, you didn't get your watch wet this time! 

Bob Carlisle:  No, I put the other arm in this time, the one without the watch! 

Carlise Bro:  Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, He, He, He! 

Dr. N!Godatu: I have a PHD and MD.  I can do anything I want.  So, I'm going home!  Bye! (coughs)

 

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